Hot Mama Sauce ... A blog site for smart mamas, their mates, partners and anyone else interested in real mothers and their original stories.
I am your host, Morgy, but I've invited some other wickedly smart women to share their mothering triumphs, tips and, tribulations here.
I'd like this to be a place for moms ... real moms who've been through it all or are on the road to being through it all to share their stories, funny, sad, triumphant, aggravating, loving stories and everything in between, tips that worked or what not to do, successes, failures, hard times and easy times.
My daughter, who is five, is learning to write her letters and numbers and can copy words like no other. She thought it would be nice to label my shoe for me. She added the extra "m" for effect.
"Chew your food so you don't choke and die." Morgetron's husband directed to the five-year-old.
Kids' Quotes
"Why is everyone staring at me? Is it because you think I'm so cute?" - Morgetron's five-year-old during dinner conversation.
Kids' Quotes
"It's a little bit good and a little bit gross ... but I don't like it." -Morgetron's five-year-old explaining why she couldn't drink the rest of the (expensive) chocolate soy protein drink she insisted on buying.
Kid's Quotes
"Did you LIKE that popsicle EDGAAAR!" - Morgetron's five-year-old after her dog stole her popsicle.
Kid's Quotes
"YOU COULD HAVE SNAPPED MY HEAD!" - Morgetron's twelve-year-old to her five-year-old sister after the five-year-old almost slammed the car door on her.
Kids' Quotes
"Um Mom ... Edgar just threw up a flip-flop." - Morgetron's five-year-old daughter this summer.
Kid's Quotes
"That's like paying an elephant in peanuts." - Morgetron's twelve-year-old regarding Morgetron's offer to pay the twelve-year-old's guitar lessons in beer.
Kids' Quotes
"I didn't know it would taste so bloopy and gross." - Morgetron's five-year-old regarding a dish of bean soup.
Kid's Quotes
"Well, Mom could always use her super powers to save you." Morgetron's twelve-year-old daughter to her five-year-old sister who was attempting to fashion a life-saving rope for her minipool.
Kids' Quotes
"My dad landscaped my birthday cake."
- a five-year-old's perspective on cake decorating